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#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

#Leonardy DiCaprisun

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

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pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

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jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

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fuckitandmovetobritain:

Bath, England, UK

- Sally Lunn’s House, North Parade Passage

-The Oldest House in Bath

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rangerkimmy:

saddestblogger:

important

NAAAAAAAAAH

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hulksmashmouth:

capslockapocalypse:

kaeraeday:

capslockapocalypse:

744-miles-near:

cassserolekitty:

hobopatrol:

2spooky-meulin:

2spoopyebubbles:

selffiveanddownlowfive:

terminally-heartfire:

justasillyfilly:

Oh

oH

OH

OH

oh

OH

oh

oH

OH

that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone

OH

image

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shorbonaash:

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

preach girl

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